Monday, June 11, 2007

Exams

Sigh, whoever ivented them should be sued (if by chance this person happens along this blog............sorry, but it's true). It delivers kids mental health issues, unnesesary stress and loss of hair, unnatural colds during study periods or come the time of the exams themselves and cause kids to die from suffucation indoors on a stuffy bed with THE boring books in the world. I checked, Harry potter was available as a book, yes, wouldn't I have loved that, but NOOOO, Howards End. I swear we all sat there waiting for the end of Howard until we figured out it was a house, then it was just 'burn, house, burn' followed by a nice THE END.
As one can tell, exams are finally over and I am content..............in the fact that the afore mentioned books will never be allowed possible in my sight again: Howards End, Doctor faustus and Carol Ann Duffy's anthology of gruesomly detailed lesbian, vegetable, bestialty sex involved poems. WHY? I ask you. Can anyone think up a reason why on earth teachers can bare to teach this? Don't they know the damage they're doing, excuse me, have done?? Drain Bamaged, that's what we are, with capital letters wherever you want cause we just don't care!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anyway, whooooo! Three written and a physical done, just three more and an AEA to go...whooo aren't I a lucky bunny.
Well, i guess I can stop ranting for now. ow's my family? haven't had any nasty exams that scared you for life have you? Ne one else? make me feel better with your horrid tales? People I don't know? care to join in? hellllllllllllllllllllllooooooooooooooooooo????????? an you hear me? me? me? heh. Echhhhhhhhhooooooooooooooooo.
See, I've lost it.

2 comments:

Gypsy Purple said...

My poor, poor brain damaged Ny!!!!!
This was hillarious and enjoyable as always!!!
I missed your entries here.....
Please send me the dates of your other exam subjects...and please forgive me for not writing before...I`m holding you close and hopefully the damage will get better

From one red nose....to another...

IndigoGirl said...

More than anything.... WooHoo for new posts on this blog!!!! Missed you babe! Sorry to hear you lost it... can I help you look for it? Hehehe, I'm sure you're gonna need it for the next 3! So you'd better find it!!!!
Seriously... I'm always thinking of you! Good luck, keep that chin up and enjoy! Luv u!